We need to pull over now, " she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.”" Did it taste like poop?" Hank inquired as he quickly pulled into a rest stop filled with church buses." Since I don't eat poop, " Dima snapped, "I wouldn't know."" But you do eat people?"" I do not eat people, " she yelled." But your people eat people?" I prodded nicely." Occasionally, " she hissed. "And your people sniff each other's asses when in animal form.." She had a point - and a foul one at that. Robyn Peterman
I have something I need to tell you, " he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you,...
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Veronica Roth
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
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Scott Adams
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
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Lemony Snicket
When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"...
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Erma Bombeck
And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.
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Cassandra Clare
More Quotes By Robyn Peterman
Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud." Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people.
Anyone who discounts you is a dumbass, " I muttered as the golf cart jerked forward." And are you a dumbass?" the Pigeon inquired as she peeked under the tarp." Absolutely not... I'm a smartass.
I'm twenty-nine, happily single and getting it on a regular basis' I said, enjoying the way their thin lips hung open in an impressive O.'Well I've never, ' Jane gasped.' Clearly. You should try it some time. I understand Mr Smith is so vision impaired...
Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?
He shifted his attention back to me and leaned in closer. “I told you to behave. I don’t want to have to arrest you ever again.”“ Um .. . okay.” I felt him slide something under my hand. He leaned in even closer, his mouth...
